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Quote1 my name is not metroid! Quote2

—samus aran


Quote1 if theres one girl i never forget fucking its samus Quote2

—me on samus


Quote1 OMG guys i just figured out that samus is a girl! Quote2

—slowpoke


Quote1 the best sister ever! Quote2

vesta aran

not to be confused with mega manmaster chief or lara croft 

Samus barbara stephanie victoria aran
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samus in her zero zero suit with a beard
sexuality and age
Species human
HP infinity
MP Unknown
gender female
orientation bisexual
additional fetishes pyrophilia
Age 25
birth someone uncensore this shit ;D
Status alive
death Unknown
daily life


Alliance good
political alliance communist
nationality swedish-spanish-russian
religion humanist, zarïist
occupance bounty hunter
For those who like to belive in lies, the capitalist pigs at Wikitroid think they have an article on Samus aran.

Samus Aran, named after the anagram "A Mars Anus," is the main protoganist in the geldroid series

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characterEdit

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samus is a very horny bisexual action girl and also a mother type
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SAMUS' edgy SISTER

birth and child hoodEdit

her parents are aurelio and virginia aran she was born in XXXXXX A.D. on earth colony k-2 ENGLAND but then her parents got killed by pirates, geldroids and chozo

and then raised by chozo soviet Humans in russia who gave her injections from a russian woman called katya kira varvara agripina vakhrusheva and also the zero suit

then she became soviet and fight off all the aliens and pirates in the galaxt for justice and revenge!!!

adult lifeEdit

official timelineEdit

samus aran won to be sexier than amelia so samus got turned into her original form again (human geldroid female form)

samus aran won the domination contest and shot peach with her missile and charge beam turning the princess into ash 

powersEdit

  • ice beam
  • flamethrowers
  • bombs
  • ball
  • double jump

samus' theme song Edit

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Korobushka

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relationshipsEdit

samus aran is [joseph stalin]]'s best soldier



enemiesEdit

ridley

Space Pirate

geldroid

metroid

kraid

mother brain

wikitroid

dark samus

sa-x

crocomire

parasite queen

kridlay

friendsEdit

joseph stalin

bolo santosi

karl marx

familyEdit

aurelio aran (father)

virginia lucia aran (mother)

katya kira varvara agripina vakhrusheva (second mother)

vesta aran (older sister)

hamus aran (adopted brother)

geldy aran (adopted daughter)

galleryEdit

facial hairEdit





otherEdit

spritesEdit






triviaEdit

-according to anthony higgs samus is a princess

-samus can grow facial hair fastest in the universe and is also the only one who can drain it back to her skin

refrencesEdit

here and here

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