Samus aran

	my name is not metroid!
—samus aran

	if theres one girl i never forget fucking its samus
—me on samus

	OMG guys i just figured out that samus is a girl!
—slowpoke

	the best sister ever!
—vesta aran

not to be confused with mega man, master chief or lara croft 

Samus barbara stephanie victoria aran
samus in her zero zero suit with a beard
sexuality and age
Species	human
HP	infinity
MP	Unknown
gender	female
orientation	bisexual
additional fetishes	pyrophilia
Age	25
birth	someone uncensore this shit ;D
Status	alive
death	Unknown
daily life
Alliance	good
political alliance	communist
nationality	swedish-spanish-russian
religion	humanist, zarïist
occupance	bounty hunter

For those who like to belive in lies, the capitalist pigs at Wikitroid think they have an article on Samus aran.

Samus Aran, named after the anagram "A Mars Anus," is the main protoganist in the geldroid series

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character

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samus is a very horny bisexual action girl and also a mother type

SAMUS' edgy SISTER

birth and child hood

her parents are aurelio and virginia aran she was born in XXXXXX A.D. on earth colony k-2 ENGLAND but then her parents got killed by pirates, geldroids and chozo

and then raised by chozo soviet Humans in russia who gave her injections from a russian woman called katya kira varvara agripina vakhrusheva and also the zero suit

then she became soviet and fight off all the aliens and pirates in the galaxt for justice and revenge!!!

adult life

official timeline

samus aran won to be sexier than amelia so samus got turned into her original form again (human geldroid female form)

samus aran won the domination contest and shot peach with her missile and charge beam turning the princess into ash 

powers

• moustache/beard

  

  Lara Samus plays BRINSTAR from Metroid on violin in Zero Suit!!

• ice beam

• flamethrowers
• bombs

• frickin' zero laser

• screw attack
• ass whipping

• ball

• double jump

• triple frontflip
• violin
• transgender transformation

samus' theme song 

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relationships

samus aran is [joseph stalin]]'s best soldier

enemies

ridley

Space Pirate

geldroid

metroid

kraid

mother brain

wikitroid

dark samus

sa-x

crocomire

parasite queen

kridlay

friends

joseph stalin

bolo santosi

karl marx

family

aurelio aran (father)

virginia lucia aran (mother)

katya kira varvara agripina vakhrusheva (second mother)

vesta aran (older sister)

hamus aran (adopted brother)

geldy aran (adopted daughter)

gallery

facial hair

other

samus in her powersuit

sprites

trivia

-according to anthony higgs samus is a princess

-samus can grow facial hair fastest in the universe and is also the only one who can drain it back to her skin

refrences

here and here