chozo | |
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your avarage chozo | |
planet | zebes |
kingdom | shitbirds |
order | crappy fakerpoop |
alliance | ëvil |
For those who like to belive in lies, the capitalist pigs at Wikitroid think they have an article on Chozo. |
the chozo are the fatass nazi's who created tons of useless shit
they are the scum of the galaxy and need to be killed
appearances[]
they got phat
history[]
the chozo are responsible for many historical events from the permian extinction to 9/11
these attacks are called birdemic
yet wikitroid and nintendo suck their dick
creation of the chozo[]
the chozo were created on the planet zebes by their evil overlord monetuniquues
reproducion[]
almost all the chozo reproduce via GAY ORGIES
BECAUSE THEY FUCKED UP THEIR OWN DNA SO THAT THERE WERE MORE MALES BORN THAN FEMALES
notable chozo[]
some perverts think samus aran is a chozo